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guten tag, I'm Laura, I'm 18 and I wish I could be a fish
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]
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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

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bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

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