we all have a favorite eyebrow
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today